nymphadora TONKS

smokyiris @ 2012-02-05T00:09:00

2012-02-05T05:10:51Z

Two days. Two wedding invitations.

I'm going to go drown my pathetic spinster a (Read more ...)

smokyiris @ 2012-02-03T02:13:00

2012-02-03T07:15:45Z

Not that I don't think Snape will do a bang-up job of bullying children to tears (Read more ...)

smokyiris @ 2012-01-08T19:17:00

2012-01-09T00:20:11Z

~~Worst week ever.~~ I don't think I've ever been so ashamed of my extended (Read more ...)

smokyiris @ 2012-01-01T02:31:00

2012-01-01T07:35:56Z

If you think on it, the lyrics to Auld Lang Syne are really bloody depressing. " (Read more ...)

smokyiris @ 2011-12-27T17:08:00

2011-12-27T22:09:19Z

The amount of alcohol underneath my tree was truly disturbing. Is that what you (Read more ...)

smokyiris @ 2011-12-22T23:54:00

2011-12-23T04:55:43Z

The only rotten part about having a birthday on Christmas Eve is having a birthd (Read more ...)

smokyiris @ 2011-12-17T16:22:00

2011-12-17T21:25:31Z

I love Christmastime. I know the cool thing is to be cynical, but I love the lig (Read more ...)

smokyiris @ 2011-12-13T19:08:00

2011-12-14T00:10:50Z

-Private to the Order-
Has anyone else set up a holiday party yet? Dunno (Read more ...)

smokyiris @ 2011-11-29T20:04:00

2011-11-30T01:05:13Z

Fuck it all. I need to get out of here. Someone rescue me for a night of debauch (Read more ...)

smokyiris @ 2011-11-20T00:22:00

2011-11-20T05:26:38Z

Kids these days. Someone please remind me of this when I start thinking about ha (Read more ...)

smokyiris @ 2011-11-06T17:29:00

2011-11-06T22:31:53Z

Reckon we all got a bit more than we bargained for on Bonfire Night.

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smokyiris @ 2011-11-05T00:54:00

2011-11-05T05:12:28Z

Remember remember, the 5th of November.

Who wants to set off fireworks and danc (Read more ...)

smokyiris @ 2011-10-26T01:10:00

2011-10-26T05:11:20Z

You know you've been working too much when you decide to walk home one day and r (Read more ...)

smokyiris @ 2011-10-01T18:06:00

2011-10-01T22:08:59Z

-Private-
One week. I gave myself one week to m (Read more ...)

smokyiris @ 2011-09-25T01:11:00

2011-09-25T05:13:13Z

-Private to close f (Read more ...)

smokyiris @ 2011-09-23T03:12:00

2011-09-23T07:16:11Z

It's all a bit funny, isn't it? How even though you have the option of communica (Read more ...)

smokyiris @ 2011-09-02T15:45:00

2011-09-02T19:59:27Z

Ahem. Yesterday's hysteria aside, I kept the well-behaved rodent with arm wings. (Read more ...)

smokyiris @ 2011-09-01T23:41:00

2011-09-02T03:43:23Z

BLOODY FUCKING HELL THERE ARE THREE OF THEM.

BARNABY!

...oh. They're s (Read more ...)

smokyiris @ 2011-09-01T14:58:00

2011-09-01T19:01:55Z

I can't believe Princess Di died. We're all mortal when you get right down to it (Read more ...)

smokyiris @ 2011-08-09T23:26:00

2011-08-10T03:37:07Z

For the past week, I've been at work more than I've been at home. Or sleeping. O (Read more ...)

smokyiris @ 2011-07-29T22:42:00

2011-07-30T02:51:20Z

You know when you get a shiny new toy, like a telly or a...cat, and all you want (Read more ...)

smokyiris @ 2011-07-23T22:41:00

2011-07-24T02:46:34Z

Just drank an entire gallon of chocolate milk. By myself. Didn't realise that wa (Read more ...)

smokyiris @ 2011-07-21T02:13:00

2011-07-21T06:16:09Z

Oi, you lot. I demand one o (Read more ...)

smokyiris @ 2011-07-20T01:10:00

2011-07-20T05:14:41Z

Hell of a day yesterday. At least no one was killed. Oi, Charlie, the nutters di (Read more ...)

smokyiris @ 2011-07-12T06:20:00

2011-07-12T10:23:22Z

What you've got isn't all that you've bee (Read more ...)