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Tweak says, "on a pale horse sighing"

nymphadora TONKS (smokyiris) wrote,
@ 2011-09-23 03:12:00

It's all a bit funny, isn't it? How even though you have the option of communicating with all sorts of people from different walks of life on these journals, chances are you're just communicating with the people you'd talk to anyway. In these times, I'm not so sure that's such a bad thing.

I named the bloody thing Romeo. I'm still not entirely sure whether or not it's male or female. Is there a way to tell?

Mad-Eye, if you ever get an eyeball that shoots lightning, I am quitting and moving to Bermuda.

-Private to Charlie-
I loved the flowers, really. But you know you don't have to send that sort of stuff for me to know you're brilliant and sweet and love me, right?

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	i_mad 2011-09-23 10:28 am UTC (link)
	Wouldn't want that now, would we? Guess I won't be able to use that power. Dirty rotten shame. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	smokyiris 2011-09-23 10:36 am UTC (link)
	I'm pleased as punch that you'd hold off on such an excellent power just to keep me around. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	i_mad 2011-09-23 10:47 am UTC (link)
	Couldn't stand to lose a fine Auror like you. In the Bermuda Triangle. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smokyiris 2011-09-24 03:41 am UTC (link)
	Admit it. You love me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	i_mad 2011-09-25 06:20 pm UTC (link)
	With the fury of a fiery inferno coming out of my motherfucking Eye. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smokyiris 2011-09-25 08:41 pm UTC (link)
	I love you too, Mad-Eye. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	cw_dragonman 2011-09-23 12:39 pm UTC (link)
	I have to agree. It is interesting to read what others are thinking and after being with only dragons for ages, hearing people's thoughts or really reading them is a refreshing substitute. I think its a girl. It seems partial to snuggles [Private to Tonks] I'd be a sodding git if I didn't spoil you every once in a while. I'm mad for you, Tonks. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	smokyiris 2011-09-24 03:44 am UTC (link)
	You need all the socialisation you can get after all those years on the reserve. It does seem partial to snuggles. Maybe I ought to rename it. Beast is unisex, right? -Charlie- Are you? I hadn't noticed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cw_dragonman 2011-09-24 04:08 am UTC (link)
	I do. I feel like I was living in isolation, which I was of course. Nah, don't rename it. It has character this way. it is pretty cute though. And yes, woman, I'm mad for you. I love you, Nymphadora Tonks. Oh bloody hell! Did I make that private?! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smokyiris 2011-09-24 04:21 am UTC (link)
	Charlie. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	PRIVATE Charlie/Tonks cw_dragonman 2011-09-24 04:32 am UTC (link)
	I'm sorry!!! Merlin!! I'm SORRY!! But I don't much care who knows, and I've been trying to tell you for weeks and weeks. I love you, Tonks. I really love you. More than a friend. More than as my best mate. I love you. ....too much? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	-PRIVATE Charlie/Tonks- smokyiris 2011-09-25 02:37 am UTC (link)
	Nothing I didn't already know, mate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: -PRIVATE Charlie/Tonks- cw_dragonman 2011-09-25 02:39 am UTC (link)
	You knew.... But HOW?! How did you know? I mean, I'm talking for life with you kind of love, Tonks. Sirius says I have to present gold or children to appease your mum with this news..... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

-PRIVATE Charlie/Tonks-

smokyiris
2011-09-25 02:52 am UTC (link)

Don't bother--you've already told her, and I'm pretty sure judging by the howler I got that nothing can appease her.

Listen, Charlie, I love you, but this is not okay. Not making sweeping declarations in my journal publicly, and certainly not talking about shagging me to my cousin, again publicly. Where my parents, bosses, and co-workers can read it. You've no bloody idea how hard I've worked for every ounce of respect I've gotten from the other Aurors, and going around running your mouth like this, as sweet as it might seem to you, is not okay and completely undermining that respect. The last thing I need is someone barking at me from across the office demanding to know if you ask me to make my tits bigger.

I'm really bloody angry at you and Sirius right now, and I'd appreciate it if you could stay with Hestia or your parents for the rest of the weekend. Before I blow a gasket and say something I'd regret.

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	Re: -PRIVATE Charlie/Tonks- cw_dragonman 2011-09-25 03:01 am UTC (link)
	............ Tonks...... please..... okay. I'll be gone. God damn fucking journals! I NEVER remember to private them! And then that whole chit-chat with Sirius...for all to read...no wonder she's so mad..I wonder if I should mention that Hestia got another roommate....BLOODY HELL! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	makenobones 2011-09-23 05:27 pm UTC (link)
	I think Bermuda would be just far enough to avoid the lightning at this point. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	smokyiris 2011-09-24 03:44 am UTC (link)
	You think? I'm not so sure. I might be safer in Fiji. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	makenobones 2011-09-24 06:47 am UTC (link)
	On second thought, I think he'd find you, regardless of where you were vacationing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smokyiris 2011-09-25 02:38 am UTC (link)
	He probably would. He's got spies everywhere. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	riverlee 2011-09-23 05:51 pm UTC (link)
	You know what else is funny? This feeling inside. I'm not one who can easily hide. If I had money, I'd buy you a house. In Bermuda, if you move there. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	smokyiris 2011-09-24 03:44 am UTC (link)
	Oh, Lee. You can declare your love for me anytime you'd like. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	riverlee 2011-09-24 05:53 pm UTC (link)
	Every day, Tonksies, every day. You just don't hear me. Can you hear me? Can you hear me running? Can you hear me running, can you hear me calling you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smokyiris 2011-09-25 02:38 am UTC (link)
	Now you're just embarrassing yourself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	riverlee 2011-09-25 02:39 am UTC (link)
	I do that. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	misterpadfoot 2011-09-23 05:52 pm UTC (link)
	Put chocolate on one side of its cage and porn on the other. If it goes for the chocolate, it's a girl. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	smokyiris 2011-09-24 03:45 am UTC (link)
	You clearly don't know girls that well, Siri. Besides, I've no idea where to find chipmunk porn. Does Alvin have a sex tape? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misterpadfoot 2011-09-24 05:54 pm UTC (link)
	I've usually sussed out the basics. That would be the worst porn ever made, Dora. Now I kind of hope it exists. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smokyiris 2011-09-25 02:39 am UTC (link)
	So you claim. It must, somewhere in the universe. (Reply to this) (Parent)